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why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
Englad doesn’t own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
Benedict Cumberbatch: I’m not gay. Steven Moffat: He finds no women attractive but they better fancy him. Martin Freeman: I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t- I d-d-don’t– *blinks SOS in morse code* Benedict Cumberbatch: He’s human, you know. He’s not… he feels things. I mean, he’s ice cold and intimidating and obviously you… Continue reading sherlock’s sexual orientation
Bonding with dad
kinklock: nothing will ever be more satisfying than “why did sherlock glue john’s face onto the vitruvian man” “i don’t know”